Well, with little time to write a proper blog posting today, I shall keep this entry brief. Here are five entertaining tips that I do believe are very important when it comes to throwing any party:
- Dessert is best served sandwiched between two cookies.
- The words “Gourmet” and “Roadkill” should never be used in the same sentence.
- Whenever someone offers you crabs, be certain that they are talking about edible crustaceans.
- The best way to get a red wine stain out of the carpet is to cover it with a sofa.
- And when in doubt, add a healthy layer of bacon on top.
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