End of Days, Part XIII

A party just isn't a party without some kind of specialty drink to serve your guests.  And that statement is especially true when planning for your End-of-the-Mayan-Calendar Party.  After all, whatever specialty drink you serve might very well be the last specialty drink you enjoy for a very long time.  (Unless, you think the aliens will bring booze when they land, of course...)  So, in the interest of helping you select the right drink to serve your end-of-the-world party guests, allow me to offer a few tips:

• Cocktails made with Gatorade or other sports drinks are always good choices - they provide you with that extra something you need to outrun the zombies...
• Martinis - they'll practically start making themselves when the Earth starts shaking...
• Jell-O shots are always a great choice, particularly when molded in the shape of mini brains - zombies love mini brains!
• Frozen drink and slushies are also a good choice - when the sun explodes and heats up the Earth, your guests are going to want something frozen to cool themselves off...
• And when in doubt, buy vodka - lots and lots of vodka!