End of Days, Part XV

With little time to write today, I suppose I will keep today's posting brief.

Four tips to hosting a successful End-of-the-Mayan-Calendar Party:

• Get yourself a Klingon-to-English translation dictionary - it'll be useful when the aliens land.
• Purchase a brain-shaped jello mold - it'll distract the zombies.
• Inflate a pair of water wings - they'll help keep your head above water when the ice caps melt.
• And pick out a pair of Ray-bans - that way you'll look cool when the sun explodes.