Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day!

Tomorrow is National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day everybody! Why do we need an entire day devoted to Pineapple Upside-Down Cake, you might ask? Well, it beats me, but it sure is fun to celebrate it. In fact, I think I shall use today's blog posting to list a few other uses for Pineapple Upside-Down Cake so that we may all celebrate today to its fullest extent.

• Bake and eat as much Pineapple Upside-Down Cake as possible
• Give Pineapple Upside-Down Cakes to all your friends, family members, co-workers, and divorce attorneys
• Have a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake food fight
• Eat a slice of Pineapple Upside-Down Cake while standing on your head to make it a Pineapple Right-Side-Up Cake
• Make a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Wreath to hang on your front door
• Use Pineapple Upside-Down Cakes for paperweights
• Place a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake in a time capsule to see what it looks like in 50 years
• Throw a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake down a flight of stairs – this doesn't accomplish much, but it sure is funny to watch
• Fill a children's swimming pool with Pineapple Upside-Down Cakes and hold a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake wrestling match
• Send a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake to the IRS with a letter explaining why your tax payment is late
• Convince a group of small children that Pineapple Upside-Down Cake is actually made from worm meal, drool, and pig's feet
• Make really dense Pineapple Upside-Down Cakes and use them like bricks to refinish the chimney
• Wrap a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake in cooked bacon to see how much better it is
• Host your town's first Running of the Pineapple Upside-Down Cake by rolling a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake down a steep hill while your neighbors chase after it
• Store a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake in a cool, dry place until Christmas, and then give it out as this year's fruitcake
• Pregame for Easter by hosting a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Hunt
• Attach a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake to a string and place it on the floor, then pull the cake away as people bend down to try and pick it up
• Attempt to make a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Smoothie with a blender and some vanilla ice cream
• Use several Pineapple Upside-Down Cakes as tonight's dinner plates
• Wrap a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake in a blanket and carry it around like a baby today to see if anyone notices