I suppose if there is one thing that is required of pretty much everyone on Valentine's Day – it is that you send a heartfelt greeting card to that special someone. And whether you buy a Valentine's Day card at the store or make one yourself, you're probably going to need to write something on the inside of that card other than just your name. But if you're facing a case of romantic writer's block, don't worry. Simply copy the message that I have below, and you should be just fine.
To (whomever you are),
Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore,
Early this morning I awoke to discover that I loved you down to my very core.
Right then I arose to fill out this card,
Ever the while eating my breakfast, so please forgive the few smudges of lard.
Moreover, the morning bacon has perfumed this note so sweetly.
It reminds me of your scent, ever so completely.
And though now that I think about it – it sounds like I've compared you to a pig.
How about I just say I love you, and tonight I'll go to town and buy you something really pretty and big.
From (whomever I am)
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