End of Days, Part VII

It's never too early to begin thinking about what you will wear to your End-of-the-Mayan-Calendar Party.  After all, if the world does come to an end on December the 21st, you may be wearing that ensemble for a very long time.  So in an effort to help you make the correct fashion choices, allow me to offer you the following Apocalyptic clothing suggestions:

• First, be sure that whatever you wear is loose enough to permit you to run.  After the zombies start roaming freely, you'll thank me for that tip...

• Select neutral clothing colors such as gray or camouflage.  Not only will this make you far less noticeable to potential predators, but neutral color should also go well with the duct tape you will be using to repair the clothing.

• Be sure to wear extra pairs of socks and underwear - you're going to need them...

• Finishing your ensemble off with a flammable scarf or hat is a great fashion decision.  Let's be honest here, after the power goes out, you're going to need something to burn for heat...

• And lastly, whatever you wear - be sure it has A LOT of pockets.  That way you can stuff your pockets with Twinkies, fruitcake, and other never perishables and survive well into the post-Apocalyptic world.