With today being my father's birthday, I thought it would be appropriate to share a few keys tips to make any birthday party a smash success.
Once the birthday boy/girl reaches the age of 30, have a fire extinguisher on standby, just in case the candles get out of control.
Once the birthday boy/girl reaches the age of 60, have the fire department on standby, just in case the candles get out of control.
Always regift that painting of Elvis on velvet – it's such a... classic piece of artwork. It would be a shame not to share it with others.
If the birthday boy/girl is at all sensitive about his/her age, be sure to take that into consideration when planning the menu. Prune juice, yogurt, and oatmeal are just some of the foods that the sensitive birthday boy/girl will appreciate. After all, nothing makes the pain of depression worse than irregularity.
And remember, only the birthday boy/girl is permitted to show up to the party in a birthday suit. Excluding, of course, porn stars who didn't have time to go home and change after work.
And now that you know the basics of birthday entertaining, why not volunteer to host that next birthday party? You, your guests, and the birthday boy/girl will be very glad you did.
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