Tuesday, May 1, 2012

So You're Having a Bad Day


Are you having a bad day? Well, I suppose we all do from time to time. So, today I'll offer you some of my favorite bad day pick-me-ups in the hopes that they may help make you feel a little bit better.

  • Purchase and eat anything with the word “chocolate” on the label
  • Flick blobs of jelly by the spoonful at the wall
  • Empty a bag of marbles at the top of a flight of stairs and watch them tumble down (this is especially humorous if someone is walking up the stairs)
  • Attempt to make a bacon filled donut
  • Sneak into a frat party and lose at a drinking game
  • Go the the gym (the day is already terrible – it seems somehow appropriate that your muscles would also be sore)
  • Sculpt a decorative swan, duck, or peacock out of aluminum foil
  • Lock the door, turn out the lights, and play agoraphobic
  • Call up a buddy and go fishing (a.k.a. sit beside a pond and drink a beer)
  • Take up competitive channel surfing, oyster shucking, or waffle stacking

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