Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Ten Things to Do with Rice


Happy National Rice Month everybody! Rice - isn't it just such an exciting thing to celebrate? I mean, there's just so much that you can do with it! And in an effort to help you celebrate this wonderful month, I have compiled a list of all the possible things you can do with rice. Enjoy!

  • Cook and eat rice at every meal.
  • Drink rice wine at every meal.
  • Fill an inflatable pool with cooked rice and go rice wrestling.
  • Throw rice at every newly wed couple, birthday boy/girl, successful soccer team, and fiber-eating senior you see with month.
  • Put white rice in your hair and pretend you have lice to get out of work...
  • Stuff your mattress with rice to see if it helps your bad back.
  • Feed it to that annoying Woody Woodpecker. “Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Poof!
  • Rice art! It's the exact same thing as macaroni art, only the macaroni is substituted with rice, and the process is even more boring than macaroni art...
  • Bedazzle your favorite shirt with rice.
  • Fill your bathroom cabinet with rice to surprise any nosy dinner guests.

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