For the “Guy Who Has it All”

Don't you just hate buying birthday presents for that “guy who has it all?” No matter how many catalogues you flip through and websites you visit, you inevitably end up walking down the aisles of your local garden supply/tractor supply/hardware supply/underwear supply store hoping that the perfect gift will just jump right off the rack and into your cart. And of course, in the end you discover that great gifts don't just kamikaze their way into your shopping cart. So you're left to purchase that ubiquitous necktie, socket set, or lifetime membership to the Mustard of the Month Club.

Well, if you are currently on a mission to find that perfect gift for the “guy who has it all,” and are coming up a little short - don't worry. Today, I will share with you some great gift ideas that every “guy who has it all” is sure to enjoy.

• A gift basket filled with every size, color, and brand of duct tape that you can find – he'll always need duct tape.
  
  
• A Superman cape – he'll laugh at you when you give it to him, but he'll still wear it around the house when nobody else is home...
  
  
• A bottle of vodka – which is an especially entertaining gift to give when it is paired with a Superman cape.
  
  
• A gum ball machine – you can never have enough gum balls!
  
  
• Novelty toilet paper – not only is this a useful and practical gift, but what guy wouldn't want to wipe things up with hundred-dollar-bill-colored toilet paper?

I hope these ideas help, and I wish you good luck in your birthday present shopping!