As my Internet connection is acting up today, and it is entirely possible that it will quit at any moment, I shall keep today's posting as brief as possible.
Ten Things to Do When the Internet Is Out:
- Sit at the computer clicking the Refresh button until the Internet problem fixes itself
- Memorize your favorite song backwards
- Clip your toenails
- Dress up like a Jedi Chef and have a light-saber battle with tonight's roast beef
- Take up extreme ironing – a hobby that involves steam ironing your clothes in extreme environments, such as on the side of a cliff or in Siberia during wintertime
- Groom your pet poodle to look like a Ninja Turtle
- Start a hotel mini-shampoo collection
- Bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies and eat them all before anyone else gets home
- Take up competitive air guitar playing
- Start drinking
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