Houseplant Appreciation Day

Happy Houseplant Appreciation Day everyone! Why do we need an entire day devoted to appreciating our houseplants? I dunno... But if we interpret the word “houseplant” loosely and include such things as wallflowers and shrinking violets, then I think that today would be the perfect time to drag out all those introverted friends of yours, and show them a good time. Just be sure to make the activities introvert-friendly. Some examples of introvert-friendly activities include:

• Movie theater going (nothing like sitting in a dark room and staring at a screen...)
  
  
• Dog walking (not like the introvert is going to speak up and say “No, I don't want to scoop the poop!”)
  
  
• Snake chasing (it's doubtful you'll run into anyone else doing this, which precludes the possibility of getting roped into a conversation with other snake chasing enthusiasts.)
  
  
• Old folks home visiting (the residents can't hear you anyway, so no pressure for speech there...)
  
  
• Bar hopping (that'll loosen that introvert's tongue!)
  
  
• Houseplant appreciating (introverted people are usually quite creative, so let them figure out how to appreciate your houseplants for you...)