Christmas Cards 101

With this being peak Christmas card writing season, I thought that today would be a good time to provide you with some helpful Xmas card advice. After all, your friends and family are expecting you to write something special in their holiday cards this year. And you wouldn't want to disappoint them, now would you?

So if you're not quite sure what to write in that holiday card, then try one of the messages provided below. They're simple options that should help you spread some of that holiday cheer.

• During this joyous time of year,
  I wish you nothing but happiness, joy, and good cheer.
  And as for the rug rats running about your house,
  Give them a hug, a treat, and forgive me for gifting them a new pet mouse...

• Well if you haven't already heard,
  next year the Mayan calendar will go the way of the Dodo bird.
  So in case the world does end with that event – seemingly absurd –
  Allow me to take a moment to share with you this very kind word:
  Merry Christmas to you and the rest of your herd,
  From me – your very favorite Mayan calendar nerd.

• He sees you when you're sleeping,
  He knows when you're awake,
  He'll break in through your chimney,
  So lock your bedroom for goodness sake.
  
  
• With the holiday season swiftly coming near,
  You might give up that diet, that scale, and that workout gear.
  But from me to you, shall I just say,
  Please don't give up cuz you're as big as Santa's sleigh.