Monday, October 17, 2011

Not Sharing is Caring

I think we all learned in grade school that “sharing is caring.” And yet in today's germ-a-phobic world, there are certainly some things that are best left hoarded away. I experienced this very phenomenon the other day, when one friend bit her gum in half and offered me a piece. Suffice it to say I declined the... courteous invitation and simply went without. But in the interest of exploring some of the “sharing is caring” exceptions to the rule, I have compiled a list of some instances when it is best to keep your possessions to yourself.

Ten Things to Avoid Sharing:

  • toothpicks
  • Q-Tips
  • dental floss
  • Kleenexes
  • thongs
  • toothbrushes
  • chewed bubble gum
  • the flu
  • suppositories
  • flatulence

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