The summertime is also a great time to visit all those incarcerated friends and family members that you never get to see. And if you are in need of a gift idea for that special prisoner, look no further than today's blog. I have a list of ten gift ideas that any prison inmate will be thrilled to receive.
Ten Gifts for that Special Prisoner
- Two-ply toilet paper – after 50 years to life of single-ply toilet paper, that special prisoner will really appreciate the two-ply strength and softness.
- An alibi – this is the gift that keeps on giving long after that subsequent appeal hearing.
- Some saltwater taffy – it lasts a long time and is an effective way to get the taste of that prison slop out of one's mouth.
- A new toothbrush – not only will this help fight plaque and gingivitis, but can be easily fashioned into a shank should the need arise.
- A hilarious “Get Out of Jail Free” card from a Monopoly game – if they don't think this is funny, at least you'll still have the bars between you...
- Soap on a rope – no explanation needed there...
- Some corn dogs – because let's face it, nothing says watch your back quite like a corn dog...
- A pet rock, named Sharon Stone – if all else fails she'll be useful in a prison riot.
- A mattress pee cover – you think hotel mattresses are dirty...
- A candy-filled Christmas stocking – because let's face it, that special prisoner hasn't seen a calendar in years. He/she has no clue it's not Christmas. So why not nail two birds with one stone, eh?
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