Twenty Things To Do While Nathan Is Away

Well, I'm planning a bit of a vacation for next week (which is rather exciting for me – it's been a while). And so tomorrow's blog entry will be my last until Monday, March 7^th. And though I do feel a bit guilty leaving you hanging for the entire week without your daily dose of culinary foolishness (I hope the withdrawal symptoms won't be too severe), I think today's blog will help make up for my upcoming bout of laziness.

Twenty Things To Do While Nathan Is Away:

1. Catch up on sleep.
2. Adopt a pet from the local shelter.
3. Stock up on beer, ketchup, and toilet paper.
4. Take up competitive composting.
5. Host a mustard tasting party.
6. Take Tango lessons.
7. Crochet a matching set of toothpaste, toothbrush, and dental floss cozies.
8. Make 1,000 origami swans and become known as the Crazy Origami Swan Guy/Lady.
9. Solve world hunger.
10. Take up competitive dumpster diving.
11. Ferment your own sauerkraut.
12. Bedazzle EVERYTHING.
13. Sharpen your knives, forks, and (if necessary) spoons.
14. Conduct an alien autopsy.
15. Create a replica of the statue of The David using only duct tape and white paint.
16. Join a skunk enthusiast chat room.
17. Attempt to snorkel your way through a snowbank.
18. Make salsa while salsa dancing.
19. Get fat and take up Sumo Wrestling.
20. Transform your PC monitor into a miniature greenhouse, and then put it all back together again just in time for this blog to start up again on Monday, March 7^th.