Autumn Cleaning

I think November is a great month to tackle some of that housework. Aside from the fact that Thanksgiving is just around the corner (which means people will soon be in your house, and you don't want them thinking you live like a pig...), November is far too cold of a month to be doing very much outside. So today, I thought I would provide you with a few key tips that should help with your late-autumn cleaning.

• Potpourri is not a cleaning chemical. It just makes your stinky house smell like gym socks and roses...
• When cleaning out your refrigerator, remember – if the jug of milk says “Best if used by: Jan 23,” it doesn't mean January of 2023...
• If the broom falls – company is coming. Clean faster!
• Dust bunnies are not pets – get rid of them!
• Never use PAM to clean the shower floor – unless of course you're trying to break a hip in the tub...
• Always wear clothes while vacuuming. The machine is so loud you might not hear your neighbor coming in to borrow that cup of sugar.
• Covering your sofa with plastic keeps the sofa's fabric clean, covering your toilet in plastic does not...
• And lastly - nothing covers up that carpet stain like a strategically placed arm chair.