With little time to write today, I shall leave you with a few of my favorite kitchen tips. Use them in good health.
- Always wear clothing when deep-fat frying
- If anyone ever invites you to a Hannibal Lecter-themed barbecue – RUN AWAY!
- Never cry over spilled milk – just be glad you didn't spill the Kahlua too...
- If you are a male and someone offers you a nutcracker, be certain that person is offering you a kitchen gadget.
- Never double-date with your ex-wife/ex-husband. Unless of course, you're both dating your divorce attorneys...
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