Ten Gifts for that Special Prisoner

The summertime is also a great time to visit all those incarcerated friends and family members that you never get to see. And if you are in need of a gift idea for that special prisoner, look no further than today's blog. I have a list of ten gift ideas that any prison inmate will be thrilled to receive.

Ten Gifts for that Special Prisoner

• Two-ply toilet paper – after 50 years to life of single-ply toilet paper, that special prisoner will really appreciate the two-ply strength and softness.

• An alibi – this is the gift that keeps on giving long after that subsequent appeal hearing.

• Some saltwater taffy – it lasts a long time and is an effective way to get the taste of that prison slop out of one's mouth.

• A new toothbrush – not only will this help fight plaque and gingivitis, but can be easily fashioned into a shank should the need arise.

• A hilarious “Get Out of Jail Free” card from a Monopoly game – if they don't think this is funny, at least you'll still have the bars between you...

• Soap on a rope – no explanation needed there...

• Some corn dogs – because let's face it, nothing says watch your back quite like a corn dog...

• A pet rock, named Sharon Stone – if all else fails she'll be useful in a prison riot.

• A mattress pee cover – you think hotel mattresses are dirty...

A candy-filled Christmas stocking – because let's face it, that special prisoner hasn't seen a calendar in years. He/she has no clue it's not Christmas. So why not nail two birds with one stone, eh?