Though most people determine their New Year's resolutions in advance of the holiday, I procrastinated a bit this year. But since I'm a resolute believer in the “better late, than never” philosophy of life, here are my new New Year's Resolutions.
- Stop procrastinating
- Write your resolutions down this year, so you remember them
- Read more (particularly junk food labels...)
- Invent a cocktail and name it the Reginald
- Take up competitive jousting
- Wear more matching socks
- Figure out what that smell is in the laundry room
- Bring back the cravat
- Clip toenails as often as fingernails
- Stop procrastinating and write a list of real New Year's resolutions
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