Ten Reasons to Buy My New Book

Well, if yesterday's blog posting and dead sexy cover image didn't give you reason enough to run out and purchase my new cookbook, then I suppose I'll have to offer you a few other reasons why you need this great new cookbook. So without further ado, I give you:

Ten Reasons to Buy My New Book

• It's filled with great recipes that are easy-to-prepare, delicious, and affordable.
• It has lots of pretty pictures of food – for all of those people out there who prefer to just look at food rather than eat it. (You know who I'm talking about... the don't-cooks, the don't-eats, and the food porn-ists.)
• Cookbooks make great Christma-Hanna-Kwanza-Ka gifts!
• Everyone else is buying it, and you should always succumb to peer pressure...
• It's 172 pages in length, so you can use it to fold 86 paper airplanes, cranes, or other origami sculpture.
• By purchasing several copies, you can use the stacked books as free-weights during your next workout.
• Did I mention the cover image is dead sexy?
• It's thick enough that it should help level out the short leg on that rocky table or chair.
• You get one free autograph with every purchase!
• It takes up space on your bookshelf. And let's be honest here – the more books on your bookshelf, the smarter you look!