A Few Tips

With very little time to write today, I shall simply leave you with a few of my favorite bits of kitchen wisdom:

• If a recipe ever calls for “ten undented cans of SPAM” throw that recipe away
  
  
• The Greeks believed that ambrosia was the food of the gods. I believe bacon is.
  
  
• The next time you're entertaining a troupe of traveling gypsies, fill your pockets with chocolate coins. Gypsies love chocolate just about as much as they love pickpocketing.
  
  
• A real man never lets a little snow get between him and his grill.
  
  
• Never buy sushi at a pet store – it's not really tuna.