End of Days, Part IX

If you're like me, you might be thinking your End-of-the-Mayan-Calendar Party needs a theme. (Something other than – we're all gonna die!) After all, most great parties do have some sort of theme. And since this may very well be the last party you will ever host, you had better make the theme memorable. So in an effort to help you decide on the best party theme possible, allow me to offer you a brief list of some appropriate Armageddon party themes.

• Under the Sea – particularly suitable for people hosting there End-of-the-Mayan-Calendar Party in low-lying areas which will likely flood in a most Noah's Ark-ian fashion when the world comes to its end.
• Zombie Chic – that way you, as well as your dinner guests, will blend in when the zombies start roaming freely.
• Alien Invasion – especially well suited for those party hosts who intend to defect to our new alien overlords.
• Fourth of July – a particularly suitable theme since the sun going nova will most likely provide the biggest fireworks display anyone has ever seen.
• Weenie Roast – this theme is especially relevant to those party hosts living along a fault line or near a volcano; when Armageddon arrives and the Earth's crust starts to crack up, all that molten lava will be perfect for roasting those hotdogs, hamburgers, and s'mores.