Gifts Not to Give

When it comes to holiday gift giving, the general rule of thumb is – it's the thought that counts. But in the event that you lack that certain measure of thoughtfulness, allow me to provide you with a short list of gifts not to give that special someone.

• Never give that techie friend an abacus.
• Never give newly weds the business card of a great divorce attorney.
• Never give beer, wine, or vanilla extract to someone in AA.
• Never give a pair of Spanx to a pregnant women.
• Never give taffy to someone wearing dentures.
• Never give a self-help book to your boss.
• Never give a cold or the flu to anyone.
• Never give a pet goat to someone living in the city.
• Never give matches to an arsonist.
• Never give pre-owned underwear... ever.