The other day I was having a discussion with a friend about pickup lines. You know what I mean? Those one-liners that people sometimes use to start a conversation in the interest of redirecting the festivities from the bar and into the bedroom. Well anyway, my friend was sharing with me a story of this “pathetic pickup” in which this “gawky little bald man” was hitting on her in a bar. And that got me thinking – what are some of the worst pickup lines out there? Well in case you were ever wondering the same thing, I've compiled a list of some of the worst. Enjoy!
10 Terrible Pickup Lines
(avoid at all costs!)
- You make that headgear look good...
- My parole officer over there dared me to come buy you a drink.
- Did you know that hair can migrate? Yeah, mine moved from my head to my back. Wanna see?
- You look just like that woman I saw on TV last night. What was her name? Umm... Oh yeah - Mrs. Doubtfire.
- I've got a Prius. Wanna go for a ride?
- You're as beautiful as an ostrich.
- Wanna go back to my place? My parents won't be back from bingo for at least another 20 minutes...
- I'm training to become a TSA officer. Can I practice my pat downs with you?
- You're hot, and I'm ugly. Let's go make some average babies.
- The last girl I was with called me The Flash.
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