Kwanzaa

Happy Kwanzaa everyone! I have to admit - I have no clue what Kwanzaa is. But I see that it is written on my calendar, and I've made it a goal to discuss the major holidays in this blog. And so in keeping with that mission, I wish you Happy Kwanzaa! Or is it Merry Kwanzaa? Well regardless... If you observe this holiday, I wish you a great celebration.

And since I know nothing of this celebration, I will provide you with some of the most basic entertaining advice I can offer:

• When in doubt, top with bacon.
  
  
• Dessert is best served sandwiched between two cookies.
  
  
• Never run out of beer, ketchup, or toilet paper.
  
  
• Nothing entertains children better than a greased up piglet.
  
  
• And whenever your menu includes raisins, be sure to tell your dinner guests about them. This will prevent your guests from mistaking the dried fruits for rat turds.

Now have a happy Kwanzaa!